Does this sound familiar?
Christmas dinner.
A time where friends and family gather ’round a Christmas tree and stuff themselves with lots of food. For some of them it has been a year since last time they’ve seen each other so there’s a lot of talking going on.
At one time or another the question pops up: “What are you doing right now?”. I explain (again) where I work and what I do (basically sell theater tickets and try not to screw up) and if they’re smart, they shut up and don’t ask any further. But there’s always one smart ass uncle around the table, he’s the one that always has some controversial opinion about something political just for the hell of it.
So I tell about social media and get a lot of confusing faces, it’s like teaching algebra to toddlers… it just doesn’t work.
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